Deep in the wilds of the UK lives Adam, a man with an incredibly active (and audible) dream life. His wife, Karen, transcribes for him.
A few examples:
"Wow. I can't believe I got punched in the face by a cow! Those bovines have bad attitudes. Total bitches. Oh, that's gonna leave a mark."
"I've got some fabulous nail polish for that camel toe."
"You know, the world will be a much better place when we get to eat vegetarians. Furthermore, you get your five-a-day with one of those."
"So the prince and the mermaid lived happily ever after... Until the mermaid's brain exploded. The end."
"Okay, everybody! Anyone who hasn't eaten, put their arms in the air!... That's not YOUR arm! Stupid fucking zombies."